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Wondering what to do with your time on the increasing number of furlough days?

Look no more! Now you can go fishing!

The money you generously allowed to be taken right out of your paychecks has gone straight to buying another 1,000 acres of swamp land in the state. Yes, Governor Martin O’Malley championed the purchase of these tracts in Dorchester County adjacent to the Fishing Bay Wildlife Management Area.

This purchase will have the extra value of serving as a stimulus package for political donors, err, residents who might otherwise have risked being less rich.

And at $3.1 million, it was a steal!