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Ahh, the classic commute in. (Do we need to close Route 1 during rush hour for construction? Really? Again?)

The early confirmation that we are maintaining business as usual. (“Muggings continue …” on WBAL.)

The morning homily from leadership about our strong sense of community. (Responding to the deteriorating climate at sports events, Provost Nariman Farvardin confirms he has “bigger fish to fry…”)

The incoming president, Wallace Loh, announces his investment in our future. (How nice that he gets a press release and tax deduction for his donation. When the campus needs funds from the rest of us it just takes it in more furlough days. Loh must be awful special that he gets a decision to make.)

It could worse. It could be raining.