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Let’s listen in as the locals discuss expenses in Main Admin:

If you want the homecoming parade in my town… you have to pay.

Carmine, I think it’s wrong to extort money from the college.

Look… as the mayor of Faber, I’ve got big responsibilities. These parades are very expensive. You’re using my police, my sanitation people, my free Oldsmobiles. If you mention extortion again, I’ll have your legs broken.

I’m sure I can arrange a nice honorarium from the student fund.

Oh, sorry, right conversation, different era. Here’s what goes on today: campus administrators get entertainment, faceless Athletic Association fat cats get fatter, and students get the bill. As usual.